Try theze drink mixxxezzz now !!!

GAVOZ SUPAAA DRINK RECIPES

GETTT STONNNEDDD WITH THEZE DRINKZZZ !!!!!THE ULLLTIMAAATTTTTE DRINKZZZ ON DE PLANETTT TA ENNNJOYYY !!!!!

Okkk peopppllle , thezzze new kokkktaaaiiillllzzz arrre guarrrannnteeeddddd to be dee BESSSTTTTTT !!!!!!

the " TEQNULAGINNN " ( like Tecnulogyyy ) lollllllll & the " TEQSUPPLIERRR "

hahaaaaaaaaaa mmmmmmmmm oooohhhhh yeeeeeaaaaaaaaa !!!!! ( TEQ = tequila NU = nutrament L = lime A = and gin ) teqnulagin !!! ... ( TEQ = tequila SUPPLI = suppligen E = eggnog R = rum ) teqsupplier !!! if u prefer u can uze a liquor starting with E in supplier but the eggnog is perfect for Christmas like a ponchacremmme !!! Not only are theze xtttremmmelllyyy tastyyy but also verrryyy nourishhhinggg !!!!!! if u prefer ponchacremmme , try uzing PUNCHEON RUM insteddd !!! muchhhhh bettterrrrr SWEEEEEEETTTTT heddd !!!!!! mmmmmmmmm hahahaaaaaaa datttzzz dee " XMAZZZ PUNNNCHHHERRR " lollllllllll or jusss uze Mackay's Rumcream , put some puncheon rum in it and calllll dattttt dee " MACKAYzzz PUNNNCHHHERRR " yeeeeaaaaaaaaa mmmmmmmmmmmmmm !!!!!!!!!!

Nowww howz abouttt some " MOOON PUNNNCHHHERRRzzz " hahaaaaaaa yeeeeaaaaaaaaa ... puttt some puncheon rum in ahh glass of " RED MOONSHINE " and therrre yaa gooooo !!!!!! or how abouttt ahh " Tequilaaa Mooonshinnne " !!!!!! insteddd of sunrizzze lolllllllll tryyy it , thezzze mixxxezzz are destinnneddd taa be klasssiiikkkzzz !!!!! use moonshine in your ponchacremmme insteddd of rum and callllll dattttt dee " XMAZZZ MOOON-PUNNNCHHHERRR " or pourrr some moonshine in Mackay's Rumcream and callllll datttttt dee " MACKAYzzz MOOON-PUNNNCHHHERRR " lolllllllll mmmmmmmmmmmmm ooooohhhhhhhhh yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa gooooo 4 itttttt tryyy allllll thezzze nowwwww !!!!!!!!!! Doezzznnntttt gettt anyyy bettterrrrr than disssss !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Peoppplllle i mustttt telllllll u taa tryyy mixxxinggg " SCOTCH & BEER " !!!!! pourrrrr a quarterrr 1/4 glass of Scotch into a beermug and then pourrr in a whole BEER !!!!! ittzzz the sweeeetttttessstttttttt drinnnkkk miiixxxxxxx evvverrrrr !!!!! U havvvve taa TRYYY ittttt !!!!! itttzzz dee perrrfeckkkkk BANGGGGGGGG !!!!! lovvvelllyyy Scotch & Beer flaaavvvooorrrrr , ittzzz the ullltiiimaaattte drinnnkkkkk , urrr HEDDD willlllll beee SWEEEEEEETTTTTT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! therrrezzz nottthinggggg likkkke itttttt !!!!! BESSSTTTTT drinnnkkkkk onnn dee plannnettttttt !!!!!!!!! Alllllll barrrzzz shouddd serrrvvv datttttttt an callll ittt dee " SCOTCHHH beeerrrerrrrr " hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Peoppplllle i mustttt telllllll u when u have ahh baaadddddddd terrriiibbbbblllle HANGGGOVVVAAAAA from drinkkkinggg toooooo muchhhhhh lastnite and u wannntttttt an INNNSTAAANNNTTT mirrraaacllllle CURRRE !!!!! so u can feeeeeel likkke NEWWW agaaainnn !!!!! forgettt about the common bloodymary vodka & tomato juice , ittzzz waaayyyyy toooooo LITE !!!!! jusss pourrr a quarrrterrr-glass of " PUNCHEON RUMMM " and then pourrr in som vegetable V8 juice , Beefamato or Clamato juice which izz ahh lottttttt morrrre nourishhhinggg and plennntttyyyyy morrrrre EFFECTTTiiiVVVE !!!!! jusss knokkkkk ittt baaakkkkk !!!!! u willllll be thrrriiillleddd u trieddd ittt !!!!! ittzzz the sweeeetttttessstttttttt hangggovvvaaaaa currrre evvverrrrr !!!!! deee SUUUPAAAAA BESSSTTTTT remedyyy onnn dee plannnettttttt !!!!!!!!! Alllllll barrrzzz shouddd serrrvvv datttttttt an callll ittt dee " V8-PUNNNCHHHERRRRR " hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Peoppplllle i mustttt telllllll u when u pourrrrr a halffff 1/2 glass eachhh of " SCOTCHHH & RUMMM topppeddd offfff with som TRIPPPLLLE-SEKKK buttterrr-scotttchhh liquorrr " ittzzz the sweeeetttttessstttttttt drinnnkkk miiixxxxxxx evvverrrrr !!!!! U havvvve taa TRYYY ittttt !!!!! itttzzz dee perrrfeckkkkk BANGGGGGGGG !!!!! lovvvelllyyy CARAMEL-SCOTCH flaaavvvooorrrrr , ittzzz the ullltiiimaaattte drinnnkkkkk , urrr HEDDD willlllll beee SWEEEEEEETTTTTT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The trippple-sec willlll makkke u thinkkk 3 timmmezzz before u have your regularrr drinkkk againnn hahahaaaaaaaaa therrrezzz nottthinggggg likkkke itttttt !!!!! BESSSTTTTT drinnnkkkkk onnn dee plannnettttttt !!!!!!!!! Alllllll barrrzzz shouddd serrrvvv datttttttt an callll ittt dee " RUMMM-BUTTT scotttchhherrrrrr " hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Peoppplllle i mustttt telllllll u when u wanttt ah vodka & orange juice screwdriverrr , that doeznttt give u ah BADDDAZZZZZ heddd like " PUNCHEON RUMMM " so jusss uze either " Forresttt-parrrkkk " or " STALLION " puncheon rum instead of vodka and donttt jusss put a cappp or a measure , thatz ah waaasttte of ah drinkkk , so pourrr about quarterrr-glass of puncheon rum and uze Pineapple juice instead mmmmmmmmmuchhhhh smmmooothhherrrrr , plusss donttt put any ice in it , that justtt waterrrzzz it donggggg , jusss uze cold or room-temperature juice instead and then jusss knokkkkk ittt baaakkkkk !!!!! u willllll be thrrriiillleddd u trieddd ittt !!!!! ittzzz the sweeeetttttessstttttttt drinnnkkk miiixxxxxxx evvverrrrr , ahh SUUUPAAAAA shotttttttt !!!!! itttzzz dee perrrfeckkkkk BANGGGGGGGG !!!!! ittzzz the ullltiiimaaattte drinnnkkkkk !!!!! urrr HEDDD willlllll beee SWEEEEEEETTTTTT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! therrrezzz nottthinggggg likkkke itttttt !!!!! BESSSTTTTT drinnnkkkkk onnn dee plannnettttttt !!!!!!!!! Alllllll barrrzzz shouddd serrrvvv datttttttt an callll ittt dee " PUNCHHH-DRiiiVVVAAAAA " hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Peoppplllle i mustttt telllllll u when u pourrrrr a halffff 1/2 glass eachhh of " BRANDYYY & BOURBONNN topppeddd offfff with som COINTREAU & DRAMBUIE liquorrrzzz " ittzzz the sweeeetttttessstttttttt drinnnkkk miiixxxxxxx evvverrrrr !!!!! U havvvve taa TRYYY ittttt !!!!! itttzzz dee perrrfeckkkkk BANGGGGGGGG !!!!! Datttzzz 4 different lovvvelllyyy flaaavvvooorrrrrzzz , ittzzz the ullltiiimaaattte drinnnkkkkk , urrr HEDDD willlllll beee SWEEEEEEETTTTTT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! therrrezzz nottthinggggg likkkke itttttt !!!!! BESSSTTTTT drinnnkkkkk onnn dee plannnettttttt !!!!!!!!! Alllllll barrrzzz shouddd serrrvvv datttttttt an callll ittt dee " BOURBRANNN COINDRAMMM " de casinozzz willllll likkke disss one hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Peoppplllle i mustttt telllllll u when u pourrrrr a halffff 1/2 glass eachhh of " GINNN & VODDDKAAA " ittzzz the sweeeetttttessstttttttt drinnnkkk miiixxxxxxx evvverrrrr !!!!! U havvvve taa TRYYY ittttt !!!!! itttzzz dee perrrfeckkkkk BANGGGGGGGG !!!!! lovvvelllyyy flaaavvvooorrrrr from the ginnn and xxxtraaa smooooothhhnessssss from the vodkaaa !!!!! iffff u wannntttttt ahh strongggerrrrrr bangggggg jusss pourrrrr som forrresssttttt-parrrkkkkk or stalllionnn PUNCHEON RUMMM innn ittttt and urrr HEDDD willlllll beee SWEEEEEEETTTTTT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Therrrezzz nottthinggggg likkkke itttttt !!!!! BESSSTTTTT drinnnkkkkk onnn dee plannnettttttt !!!!!!!!! Alllllll barrrzzz shouddd serrrvvv datttttttt an callll ittt dee " GINNN-VODDD punnnchhherrrrrr " hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Peoppplllle i mustttt telllllll u when u feeeeeel 4 ahh gooooood STOUTTT ennnerrrgyyyyy booooosssssttttttttt but u wannnttttt ah BADDDAZZZZZ suuupppaaa heddd , jusss pourrr a quarrrterrr-glass of " PUNCHEON RUMMM " into a beer glass or mug and then pourrrrr ah whole " GUINNESS " into that and then jusss knokkkkk ittt baaakkkkk !!!!! u willllll be thrrriiillleddd u trieddd ittt !!!!! ittzzz the sweeeetttttessstttttttt drinnnkkk miiixxxxxxx evvverrrrr , ahh SUUUPAAAAA shotttttttt !!!!! itttzzz dee perrrfeckkkkk BANGGGGGGGG !!!!! ittzzz the ullltiiimaaattte drinnnkkkkk !!!!! urrr HEDDD willlllll beee SWEEEEEEETTTTTT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! therrrezzz nottthinggggg likkkke itttttt !!!!! BESSSTTTTT drinnnkkkkk onnn dee plannnettttttt !!!!!!!!! Alllllll barrrzzz shouddd serrrvvv datttttttt an callll ittt dee " STOUTTT-PUNNNCHHHERRRRR " hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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